Only 17!

Well, if I talk about rude or horrible girls again, would you shoot me?

I can't help it. I have to. So, if you're upset already, just move on and don't read any further. If you aren't be my guest :)

It happened that I was (again) with a friend of mine (a guy) and we were at this lovely cafe. And apparently someone's forgot to mention that now girls smoke like there's no tomorrow at the age of 17! (I know many guys at 17 do, but aren't girls supposed to be so feminine and delicate at this innocent age or did I miss that?)

There were these two girls. One was wearing a tight jacket, the other a weird cap and top and both of them kept smoking one cigarette after another. I wanted to ask them to stop. They looked--what's the word--wasted, may be?

Then, they started staring at me and my friend and smiling, then laughing so loudly. We both looked at each other and thought NO WAY! We were almost ten years older than them.

Apparently, the girls didn't mind.

So one of them stood up and walked toward us. "Excuse me, do you have a matchbox or lighter?"

My friend was a smoker and even though I warned him not to with a look, he smiled and handed his lighter to her.

She lit a cigarette, smiled and just stood there. Waiting for us to say something.

I looked away.

"Enta shaklak mesh masry 3la fekra?" she said, addressing me.

"Last time I checked I was an Egyptian, "I replied, coldly.

She took the hint. "It's just me and my friend over there and we just thought you guys look so cute and may be we could be friends?"

Since when have girls become so rude?

"Do you know how old we are, sweetheart?" I said.

"25-28," she said.

"And how old are you? 18?" I asked.

"No, 17."

"And you're heavy smoker at 17? What will you do when you're 23? Smoke a chimney?"

The girl was offended, thank God and hit it off.

Girls like that make me sick.

Blah blah blah

What should I write? Have no idea. Probably I should introduce myself. But let's leave that for later.

Let's talk about something more interesting.

Egyptian girls.

First of all don't get me wrong, I'm not here to mock or make fun of them or anything. I'm half Egyptian. But honestly I think many girls nowadays are either weird, freaky, too dramatic or too shallow.

Am I right? And I want to hear guys' opinions frankly, not girls who will do nothing but defend themselves and that talk about "You have only met the weird shallow type and we're something else."

Yeah like I don't know any better.

Of course there are "other" types of girls but they're either "too" intellectual, ugly (sorry for that), weird (again) or just cold. I don't know.

Never mind.

Whenever I go sit at one of my favorite cafes, sipping my coffee, minding my own business, reading or doing stuff on my laptop, I turn around and there's always a girl staring at me. Yeah, OK, one of my ex-girl friends told me there was something about my features (I'm half Italian and my Italian is terrible) that draw others to me. But why are those staring at me with their b/f or who ever that could be? And if she's all alone she's either ugly (sorry again) or, pardon me, looks paranoid?

I should really shut up now.

Anyway, I'm new to this blogging thing and I'm speaking my mind. Are there etiquettes to follow around here?

Ciao.